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The author has the mouth of a sailor. The swearing just gets old and loses it's effect - if that's what she's going for. Her language reminds me of when kids would constantly cuss in middle school just to look cool in front of people.
The funny mom moments weren't even that funny.
The synopsis says "in a culture that idolizes motherhood...", ummm what culture would that be? Bec
This book was a huge let-down. I had such high hopes after hearing about it on the Today Show. I didn't even finish it.The author has the mouth of a sailor. The swearing just gets old and loses it's effect - if that's what she's going for. Her language reminds me of when kids would constantly cuss in middle school just to look cool in front of people.
The funny mom moments weren't even that funny.
The synopsis says "in a culture that idolizes motherhood...", ummm what culture would that be? Because it sure isn't ours.
The book was more about how having children has cramped the author's selfish lifestyle. I thought it would be a book about all the crazy/funny/absurd things moms experience.
I'm sure other people will love this book - just definitely not for me.
...moreMy issues with the book may have started simply because I have never been the kind of girl Smokler describes herself as in her pre-mommy
I opted to listen to the audio CD version of this book. Smokler choosing to read this book herself doesn't do her any favors. I was hoping to find this book refreshing, honest, with a view on motherhood that was without photoshopped expectations. In some ways it rocked this, but at the end of the day the insecurities of the author ruined the entire experience.My issues with the book may have started simply because I have never been the kind of girl Smokler describes herself as in her pre-mommy years. Mani-petis, shopping as a hobby, no plans for the future? The writing really made me wonder if the author had gotten carried away with characterizing herself or if she was really a living, breathing, stereotype. That aside, it was utterly depressing how much of the book focuses on body insecurities. I don't just mean the confessions, which are honest and revealing in a sad way. I mean the scathing descriptions of other women by the author, women with 'tight asses' or 'pert breasts' which transform said women into objects of envy and hate. Seriously?
By the middle of the book I was cringing with every, "But there are benefits to my way of doing things..." that predictably came after any description of alternate child-rearing techniques. The need for the author (oh, by the way, she starts out the book saying she's not a writer. still not sure how to react to that) to justify her actions is grating and the book is riddled with her explanations so much that they read like excuses. Even in her own voice!
After reading it I can only conclude this is a narrative of social problems women live with; a diary to body issues and lack of communication with husbands. Finally in the last chapter the author does something admirable, and says about 'the mommy race' that no one is doing it wrong, and women shouldn't compete to be a better mommy. Why is this approach not taken the entire book? Why does the book focus so much on sarcastic complaining, snide suggestions, and talk of body issues? This disappointing attempt to represent motherhood in today's day and age falls short, and it's so much worse because the book doesn't take itself as seriously as any of the mothers who actually made the confessions that start every chapter.
Because of how strong the voice is in the last chapter and some parts in the beginning, I believe Smokler could have done better. But if her book is true to her character, to this remark she would probably sarcastically deflect and declare she isn't a writer anyway. Sigh.
...moreUnfortunately, a good 3/4 of the book was more annoying than not. The tone, intended to be irreverent and provide solace for worn down parents, came off as alternatingly insulting (EW! Cloth diapers!) and shallow (What do you mean having kids means it can't be all about me anymore!?) Her attitudes towards husbands (unhelpful at best and useless when sick) were cri
Smokler does a good job of elevating a blog into a book, the material is well organized and there are some sweet moments near the end.Unfortunately, a good 3/4 of the book was more annoying than not. The tone, intended to be irreverent and provide solace for worn down parents, came off as alternatingly insulting (EW! Cloth diapers!) and shallow (What do you mean having kids means it can't be all about me anymore!?) Her attitudes towards husbands (unhelpful at best and useless when sick) were cringe-worthy (can I be the only person married to a responsible adult?).
I also found that there was an implicit assumption that "good" moms do not take time for themselves, they don't leave their kids alone, they don't take joy in anything their kids may like, they must always sacrifice... Smokler takes a tongue-in-cheek approach to this, showing how she doesn't follow these rules, but many of the confessions left me going "so what? you're human and besides that sounds healthier for the kids."
...moreI just don't find this book to be particularly 'scary.' In fact, it's actually mainstream. I see a backlash now where people feel smugly irreverent to admit to bribing their kids, for example. I bet mothers have done this for centuries. None of this stuff is irreverent. Or maybe I just travel in even more extreme circles.
My favorite parts of the book are twofold: one, the confessions at the beginning of each chapter, which are anonymous from Smokler's blog and not even her own doing. And two, the way she describes her daughter: "my deep love for her is combined with a mixture of awe, concern, regret, and hope." This the most profound, and most relatable and true, statement in the whole book. ...more
I am already a fan of Jill from her Scary Mommy blog and was not shocked by her tone, attitude,and brilliant sarcasm. Although, like some commentors on her blog, I am sure that more than a few people will find much to horrify them in this book. These are the same people who are despera
I received a free galley copy to review and I have to say, lots of people thought I was completely insane, you know, from all the random giggles and laughs that would escape me while I read this over my lunch hour.I am already a fan of Jill from her Scary Mommy blog and was not shocked by her tone, attitude,and brilliant sarcasm. Although, like some commentors on her blog, I am sure that more than a few people will find much to horrify them in this book. These are the same people who are desperately holding onto the myth of the perfect mother who finds nothing put pure bliss in motherhood, her children, and life in general. For those that do, please bottle it. The rest of us sometimes want to stick a fork in our eye the next time we have to listen to a story about Pokemon.
Each chapter of this book opens with entries from Scary Mommy's beloved confessional. The confessional is a place to go to anoymously confess about life, motherhood, and the booger you just wiped on your jeans because you didn't have the energy to find a tissue. These confessions alone, are worth purchasing the book. Some made me think, "why the hell didn't I do that". Others made me cringe, and then feel proud that I had not yet stooped that low. Most just left me feeling like I was not alone in sometimes wanting to run away to Fiji.
After each confessional, Jill gives us a look into her life and how she handles being a mother. Had I knocked on her door and had her tell me her baby was being an asshole, but he would grow out of it, I would have hugged her and known I now had a friend for life. Of course, that is not the reaction she received when from a new neighbor.
Personally, I believe that all women that are pregnant should be given this book because no one ever tells us just what motherhood is actually like. Really, Jill is proof that it won't keep people from wanting to be moms, as she has 3 kids, but I really wish I had known what it was really going to be like.
Be sure to give this as a gift to all your mom friends who call you up with a sob and a glass of wine because their toddler has just flushed the cell phone down the toilet.
...moreThis book did what very few books have done during my active reading career. It made me put down a juicy, well-written character-driven novel, and not pick it up again until I finished laughing (i.e. reading) my way through this hilarious confessional on modern motherhood.
This is a book that every (honest) mother will relate to and laugh at; however, it's a book I wish every "aspiring" mother would read. We mothers often complain to
Moms: Blow Off Some of That Menopausal Steam and Read This BookThis book did what very few books have done during my active reading career. It made me put down a juicy, well-written character-driven novel, and not pick it up again until I finished laughing (i.e. reading) my way through this hilarious confessional on modern motherhood.
This is a book that every (honest) mother will relate to and laugh at; however, it's a book I wish every "aspiring" mother would read. We mothers often complain to one another that no one really prepared us for the job in store, particularly as those sweet babies grow up. But I dare say, this book lays it right out there.
For example, from Chapter 16: " There are a million things I wish I'd done before I had children. I wish I'd slept in until noon on the weekends, lazily eating breakfast in bed and relishing the fact that I had nowhere to be all day. I wish I'd taken adult classes that really interested me, not just the ones I had to take in order to graduate years before. I wish I'd seen more midday movies, had more spontaneous sex, and read more books, back when I actually had the spare time to do all of that stuff. And I wish I'd appreciated the little things, like the ability to grocery shop or shower when I felt like it."
Smokler begins each chapter with quotes gathered from mothers across a vast mom community. She helps us understand--and this is what we really need to know while living in our vacuums--that we are NOT alone.
Well done. A great gift for any mom with a developed sense of humor.
...moreThe book's twenty-seven chapters cover everything from delivery room dramas to competitive birthday party planning. Each is only a short snippet — kind of like a Reader's Digest or Men's Health article — perfect for a quick read while hiding in the bathroom with a sleeve of Oreos and a shot of tequila.
This book will scare some people — absolutely— there's foul language and feces and brutal honesty. But if you are a mother and you cannot find something to relate to in the first chapter alone (even if you are afraid to admit it) you LIE. From the dreaded mommy guilt to aching ovaries and swearing at our children when they act like little sh*ts (in our heads, of course) — we've all been there. And it is an utter relief to realize we are all a part of this vast sisterhood of Scary Mommies.
For the complete enhanced review: http://vinobaby.blogspot.com/2012/01/...
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My review will post on my site on January 19, 2019
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This memoir is for every woman out there: whether you have kids or not, want kids or not, or even at times wish you didn't have kids you do have! Confessions is hilarious and it gives a candid look at what motherhood is like. I have a new appreciation for my friends with small children, it really is a difficult job! There were times I laughed, and times when my mouth dropped fr All my reviews can be found at: http://jessicasreadingroom.com
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My review will post on my site on January 19, 2019
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This memoir is for every woman out there: whether you have kids or not, want kids or not, or even at times wish you didn't have kids you do have! Confessions is hilarious and it gives a candid look at what motherhood is like. I have a new appreciation for my friends with small children, it really is a difficult job! There were times I laughed, and times when my mouth dropped from surprise. Each chapter begins with anonymous 'Mommy Confessions' that are just as candid and at times entertaining to listen to. If you are a mom, I am sure you will feel what these ladies feel.
I listened to the audio version which was narrated by Smokler herself. The "Mommy Confessions" have different narrators. I'll be turning 39 in April and I will most likely not become a human mommy, just a fur-baby mommy, and I think I am ok with that!
Reviewer Confession: I have NEVER changed a diaper in my life: I would be the most clueless mom out there!
Confessions of a Scary Mommy is recommended.
...moreA couple of my favorite Mom Confessions from Confessions of a Scary Mommy:
"My daughter threw up ALL over Santa's lap. The look on his face makes it my favorite picture ever." p.65 ( I so get this! Motherhood makes you a bit twisted in the sense of humor department)
"I had to jump into a pool fully clothed to help my daughter. I was glad to help her but my white T-shirt was mortified." p.127 (I was so glad to discover through this book that I am not the only mom who hates the pool. I would rather stick needles in my eyes.)
"I think birthdays should be less about celebrating the birth of the child and more about celebrating the fact that we succeeded at keeping them alive for another year." (This sentiment is brilliant!)
"I tell my husband we are out of milk so I can run to the store for ten minutes of quiet time. I don't tell him I drank the last of the milk." (I love where her head is at and I'm disappointed that I didn't think out this myself)
The above are just a sample, Confessions is chock full of these funny bits.
So, does this new phenomena of humor and honesty in motherhood mean that moms don't enjoy being moms? Absolutely not. It is simply this generation of Mom's way of exclaiming that motherhood IS a job and just like with any job there are moments that we love, hopefully, and there are moments that we do not love. That said, we love our children and our spouses very much - we are simply not going to pretend that motherhood is all rainbows and lollipops. What a relief!
The publishers of Confessions of a Scary Mommy were nice enough to share a review copy of Jill Smokler's first book with me. The review, however, is my own.
...moreThis book is PERFECT for the struggling mom - the one with the kid who is teething one tooth at a time, one tooth every month, since about month 5, perfect for the 'surprise, your now a mommy" person.... And anyone who's got a child that is far from "easy".
Yes, there is swearing. Yes, it
Lets just say I plan on giving this to some ppl for Mother's Day... :) it's that great!!! I'm going to get myself another copy too for the bathroom so visitors can read it too! It's so uplifting, it's wonderful!This book is PERFECT for the struggling mom - the one with the kid who is teething one tooth at a time, one tooth every month, since about month 5, perfect for the 'surprise, your now a mommy" person.... And anyone who's got a child that is far from "easy".
Yes, there is swearing. Yes, it's a short read (but what new SCARED new mom had time to really read when your child is screaming to the point of puking because you had to put them down long enough to pee?)
Scary mom isn't about being a scary mom... It's how being a mom is scary.
She's not being selfish, she's doing the one thing that every other parenting book out there ISNT doing - reaching out to that person who wasn't ready for motherhood, addressing that your not the only one out there who isn't able to pee in a stick and go WAHOO!! But rather, oh frig.
The perfect world about how being a mom is glamorized she speaks of is the one we see from those women who knew they were gonna have 10 kids and get married since they were 4 yrs old...
If you found the becoming a mom transition easy (you never ever long for your pre-parent life just long enough to be able to take an uninterrupted shower on a daily basis) you may not like the book, as you'll see those of us who struggled like she did to be selfish... Which we are not... Our life plan changed completely and that's rough! This book lets us bring humor to the struggle - if you can't appreciate a bit of short wit humor in a book that's easy to read in bits, you won't get the full effort of this or appreciate what she's trying to do.
The books not for everyone, but if the idea of how the baby comes out and possibly pooping during delivery scares you - this may be the book for you!
...moreIt seems like everyone has advice on how to be a mommy. There are tons of parenting books on how to be the perfect mom and raise perfect kids. These books are unrealistic because there is no such thing as the perfect mother or the perfect child. I love that Jill Smokler wrote a book, and fostered a mommy blog community where it is OK to be imperfect.
Jill's book is full of her experience as a mother as well as anonymous confessions from other mom's on her blog Scary Mommy Community . Jill covers everything from pregnancy and after. Her experiences are funny, honest and relatable on many levels, whether you're a biological mom, adoptive mom or stepmom, there is something you can relate to. I read this book in one sitting and then read it again.
This book is one I will most likely read again and again - any time I'm starting to feel a little over-stressed, need a good laugh, or just need to not feel like I'm going through these experiences alone. I recommend it to mothers everywhere and those considering being a mother.
...moreIf you read this book and think "These are my people!" Go read "Bringing up Bebe" for some interesting ideas for some changes that may get you a little more space and time to feel a little more like your old pre-mom self.
I only
This was just moms having a vent. There were maybe 4 essays I liked, nothing truly ground-breaking. The rest just painted the author in a bad light. But worst of all were some of the commenters. It just goes to show, when it comes to the internet - DON'T READ THE COMMENTSIf you read this book and think "These are my people!" Go read "Bringing up Bebe" for some interesting ideas for some changes that may get you a little more space and time to feel a little more like your old pre-mom self.
I only finished it because Audible have a promotion on- if I finish 3 books by some day in March I get $20. And I think it's too late to return or exchange it anyways.
...moreSome past reviewers have written that the writing is bad, but I didn't find it to be that bad. They have also noted the large amount of curse words, but they seem to radically drop off about halfway through, to the point of being almost nonexistent. Even so, I didn't find the cursing to be that extreme in general. She even seems to write a little more positively and lovingly about her children in the latter half. I would almost say a different person wrote the latter half.
All in all, this wasn't a bad one-time read, but I doubt I would read it again, and I certainly wouldn't pay money for it. Thank goodness for the library. ...more
Never mind, the book is a fun read except for the chapter on bodily fluids which I skipped. However, one does wonder why Smokler had three offspring when the whole kid thing makes her miserable. It's a question she tries to answer by writing nice things about her children but those passages are overwhelmed by her complaints.
Also, there's a dark side to the scary mommy phenomenon that she never addresses. I had a mother who hated being a mother, and yet had 7 kids. Living under the thumb of someone unhappy to the point that they've become emotionally abusive is not pleasant. It's actually quite horrible.
For all the readers out there I urge you to not have children unless you're really sure you want them. Sure, it's okay to vent about your irritation with your teenage daughter on an anonymous web set because you're having a bad day, but blaming a five year old for the cause of all your problems is flat out horrible. Don't become a mother if you think it might turn you into a monster.
...moreOn the other hand, there are those confessions that make you realize maybe you don't have it quite so bad like this one, "You know it's bad when the baby tries to nurse a fat roll instead of a boob. My number one reason for not wanting to have a thrid baby is that I pee my pants pretty much every day since my second was born two years ago. At this rate, my kids will soon be more potty-trained than I am." Hilarious, but sadly true for this poor mom. Glad that one's not me, but relatable enough that I can find the sad humor in it.
...moreThis was a really enjoyable, fun, and quick read. It contains essays on a variety of topics pertaining to parenthood by Jill Smokler, a mother of three young children. It was a very humorous and honest look at motherhood, although some of it did scare me a bit as a mom to be in just a couple of months. But I digress. Motherhood isn't always perfect, and I appreciate Smokler's approach of looking at motherhood through a humorous lens and taking the good with the bad. This is not a warm and f
4.5/5This was a really enjoyable, fun, and quick read. It contains essays on a variety of topics pertaining to parenthood by Jill Smokler, a mother of three young children. It was a very humorous and honest look at motherhood, although some of it did scare me a bit as a mom to be in just a couple of months. But I digress. Motherhood isn't always perfect, and I appreciate Smokler's approach of looking at motherhood through a humorous lens and taking the good with the bad. This is not a warm and fuzzy book by any means, nor is it inspiring - it is meant for entertainment purposes only, and I did find it highly entertaining. I also really enjoyed all the "mom confessions" at the beginning of each chapter. These were anonymous confessions submitted to Smokler's website from moms all over. Some were funny, some were sad, but all were very, very honest. I'd highly recommend this one for moms and moms-to-be who are NOT looking for parenting advice, but rather are looking to find the humor in motherhood. I'm already reading her second book and hope she writes more in the future!
...moreI'm a big fan of the website; and sadly enough, the mommy confessions are the best part of this book. The actual chapters felt v
So often in motherhood, we tend to not speak about certain things, or just outright lie about them. That's where Scary Mommy comes in! In this collection of essays, blogger Jill Smokler introduces her movement of the Scary Mom Nation: moms who aren't afraid to tell it like it is, but also share hopes, fears, and questions about the complex enigma that is being a parent.I'm a big fan of the website; and sadly enough, the mommy confessions are the best part of this book. The actual chapters felt very "bloggy" to me, which makes sense, but some parts were difficult to slog through. Also, while in one of the chapters, Smokler urges all moms to not be judgmental, we're all just trying to raise our kids the best we can, live and let live,…she throws judgment on other moms who don't live/parent the way she does throughout the entire book. That was a bit disappointing. I'm still proud to call myself a Scary Mommy.
...moreI am hoping that she does more books, both for her content and for the confessionals.
...moreJill herself has her funny moments, but this version didn't have the humor that helps you swallow the usual "scary mommy" diatribes. Instead this one was a bit more harsh and uncomfortable.
My overall review though is
You know, I actually really like ScaryMommy as a website, and I also liked the other Scary Mommy Book...but this one seemed really..."extra". Some of the confessions weren't just "Oh gee, I'm going against the mommy grain" but actually kind of,...well, scary and unnecessarily crass.Jill herself has her funny moments, but this version didn't have the humor that helps you swallow the usual "scary mommy" diatribes. Instead this one was a bit more harsh and uncomfortable.
My overall review though is mostly, "Meh".
...moreIn 2015, Scary Mommy was acquired by Vinit Bharara of the media company Some Spider, LLC, where Jill is currently President and Editor in Chief.
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